Jokes for Kids

I love kids' sense of humor.  Their innocent perspective and silly disposition always makes me smile.  Rosie is entering the stage of telling kids jokes.  Here are some of our current family favorites.  These are sure to keep the whole house laughing.

Jokes for Kids
30 kids jokes that will keep the whole family laughing!  Funny, silly, HAPPY!

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Hilarious Jokes for Kids

How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it
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Knock knock
Who's there
Cow
Cow who
No silly, cows say moo, not who
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Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed
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Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them
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Knock knock
Who's there
Little old lady
Little old lady who
I didn't know you could yodel
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Why did the birdie go to the hospital?
To get a tweetment
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick
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What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper
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Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the MOOvies
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Where did Tigger find Pooh?
In the toilet
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What happens when an egg laughs?
It cracks up
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
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What happened when the owl lost it's voice?

It didn't give a hoot
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What did the baby corn say to the mommy corn?
Where's pop corn?
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer ( no idea )
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What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea
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Why was six scared?
Because seven eight nine
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Knock knock
Who's there
Who
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles
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Why can't a leopard hide?

Because he's always spotted
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Where do sheep get their wool cut?
At the BAAbars
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What did zero say to eight?
Nice belt!
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Knock knock
Who's there
Boo
Boo who
Don't cry, it's just a joke
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Why did the chicken cross the play ground?
To get to the other slide
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I am not sure who likes these jokes more, me or the kids.  
Kids jokes are just so FUN!
30 funny jokes for kids

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